Convinced the secret to happiness depends on finding a virile, incredibly handsome man like the ones in her beloved romance novels, Alice embarks on a life-long quest for Prince Charming. The search for the man of her dreams is hampered by the baggage she carries from a less than perfect relationship with her father, growing up in the shadow of a nearly perfect older sister, and the fact she leans a bit to the left, politically speaking, but continues to pick conservatives as lovers. Each time one of her relationships falls apart, the wise-cracking gargoyle who is her most trusted advisor is there to help her pick up the pieces. How important are politics when it comes to love? Tag along with Alice and her friend the gargoyle to find out. It's sure to be a fun ride.