I grew up at Mount Saint Joseph’s Orphan Asylum, which evolved into a delinquent girl’s home in the early 1970’s. I was cooped up there until I was a legal adult. I have had an interesting, convoluted life which has taken me around the block, and then some. I’ve collected oodles of sordid stories and experiences. As the years staggered by, I found myself writing small rants and various articles for offbeat publications, nothing remotely sexually oriented at all. Then BOOM! it hit me like a stiff d!ck in the face, I had found my true passion; giving relationship and sex advice. I, being blunt and outspoken, listened to all my friends constantly ask for my help in matters of the heart and bedroom. When they did not listen to my boisterous advice, they always wished they had… thus the idea for a column and ultimately, this book. Mz. Conduct’s House of Sin gathered fast and loyal fans from all around the world via the internet and local stripper magazines. My columns have been called humorous, informative, and brutally honest with just a pinch of moxie. So, after all these years and all the inquiries when there would be a book, voila! This is dedicated to all of you.