The description here for this board book sounds fun. But the description does not match the board book at all.
Specifically, this board book:
-- Does not have humorous asides.
-- Does not name different types of birds.
-- Does not have a recipe for spider soup.
-- Does not have rhyming asides from spectating animals.
-- Lady does not have toothy grin.
-- Lady does not have bloodshot eyes.
-- Does not have a gallery of flies.
Clearly, this board book is NOT a board book edition of the book described. Instead, it's a completely different book. All it has in common with the book described is that both books are based on the old children's rhyme "There was an old lady who swallowed a fly."
And, this board book is somewhat dull and unimaginative compared to the book described. Unfortunately there does not appear to be an actual board book edition of the book described.