Why should you give me a pound?
The real question is why shouldn't you? After all, you're already making thousands of people millionaires every day. What's one more going to hurt? Think about it for a minute. You spend £1.50 at Tesco and you're making Sir Richard Broadbent even richer. You fill up at the petrol station and you're making those oil company Chief Execs millionaires. Get your daily latte? That's another quid in the tax avoiding Starbucks coffers. And to be honest, all those lot have millions all ready, I'm a 19 year old apprentice in London who can't move out! Most of the people you give your money to won't appreciate it as much as I will, especially not thieving Osborne. So do me a favour and Please Make Me A Millionaire!